On Facebook…

Working to distribute content on Facebook is something like teaching yourself how to play basketball, and then in the middle of the first quarter, they move the hoop to 12 feet from 10. And then, during a timeout, they move the hoop down to 7 feet, and let each team have 12 players instead of 5.

Then at halftime, they move the hoop back to 10 feet, but you have to shoot with one arm only. By the third quarter, you have to play with your shoes tied together. During a TV timeout, they turn off the score, but you have to shoot anyway.

By the fourth quarter, or what you think is the fourth quarter, they’ve flooded the arena and frozen the water, so now you have to play hockey without a stick. By the end of the game, they’ve taken the net away and replaced it with a toll booth.

You can’t ever REALLY win, you only lose 50 different ways.

And when you lose, you think it’s 100% your fault, because no one else believes you when you say that all of this stuff actually happened.